The only day you can say Happy Christmas Eve Eve....
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Hola Reader (Still working on those different types of greetings.) I'm keeping it super simple this week. You might have noticed I didn't send you anything on Sunday, my normal day to hop into your inbox. That's because I literally wanted to be able to use the subject line: Happy Christmas Eve Eve! I'm a huge Friends fan! I used to tell my job that I wasn't able to work on Thursdays just so I could watch it! Don't worry, I gave them a silly excuse. I think I said it was transportation or I contracted some weird flu that only had symptoms on Thursdays... or something like that. The point is, the show always makes me giggle. Time for you to laugh... Here are the 12 zodiac signs at a Christmas Work Party.Aries: First to suggest karaoke, last to realize their enthusiastic rendition of "All I Want for Christmas" is making the CEO uncomfortable. Taurus: Camps out by the food table all night, secretly rating everyone else's potluck contributions. Has strong opinions about Karen from Accounting's store-bought cookies. Gemini: Somehow maintaining three separate conversations while photobombing every picture. Already planning next year's party. Cancer: Brought homemade eggnog in their grandmother's vintage punch bowl and will guard it with their life. Leo: Coordinated their outfit with the Christmas tree. Currently giving an impromptu speech nobody asked for. Virgo: Organizing the Secret Santa exchange with military precision while silently judging the gift wrap quality. Libra: Desperately trying to mediate between Marketing and Sales after someone mentioned Q4 targets. Scorpio: Lurking in the corner, collecting office gossip like Pokemon cards. Knows who kissed whom at last year's party. Sagittarius: Already convinced half the office to go bar-hopping after. Somehow got tinsel stuck in their hair. Capricorn: Networking at the punch bowl, somehow turned "Pass the crackers" into a discussion about promotion opportunities. Aquarius: Brought their own vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free cookies. They're actually delicious and nobody knows how to process this information. Pisces: Crying in the bathroom because the holiday playlist is "just so beautiful." Will return with elaborate theories about who stole their Secret Santa gift. Hope this made you smile. That's it for this Merry Christmas Eve Eve! Cheers, Tara "fake sick on Thursdays" Schafer P.S. Take the poll to let me know which Friends character you're most like.
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